Because I feel like a ray of sunshine today, I propose the following definition of the term Apocalypse: An occurence of pestilence, famine, or war on a global scale induced by high population density leading to a confluence with either or both other factors in a positive feedback loop eventually brought to cessation by wide-scale death and/or profound societal change.
Marvel’s reboot of the X-books with the series House of X and Powers of X has been some of the most fascinating material I’ve seen come from a mainstream comic publisher in a while. Most notable is how a number of previously obscure or relatively boring characters have suddenly been made far far more interesting (also, I love that chimeras have now been made a prominent part of X-men lore). Anyhow, after considering the first panels of House of X #1, I figured that cloning X-men back to life was one of the series big twists as soon as that handful of characters died in HOX #4. But it makes me wonder, does somebody have the crappy task of going out and retrieving Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton from wherever every time he manages to get himself killed? From what I understand, in the Marvel Universe, adamantium isn’t terribly easy to come by. Anyway, I’d like to see a whole series just devoted to that ridiculous task.
Doing a final cleaning before vacating my personal lab following a move, when I came across a product of the final three years of my pursuit of a Master’s degree: a 30 lb box of notes regarding the effects of turtle pee on pond water. A clear reminder of how determining the focus of my thesis research went like this:
“I really think I should build on the my pre-existing work with G. japonicus; I mean I’ve already published more on their ecology than anybody else has in the past century.”
“I’d rather you do something more practical and in a lab so you can be more well-rounded since you’ve focused so much on field work.”
“Okay. Well, then I want to do something with Alligators or crotalids. If I go back into Zoo work, more experience with them in an institutional setting on my resume would be tremendously helpful.”
“I want you to do something with more potential for applied research. I want you to build on this work about the effects of turtles on a freshwater nutrient cycle.”
So here I am today. The owner of a thus-far useless degree, bitter, and probably knowing more about red-eared slider piss than any other being in the cosmos.
Being eccentric and introverted, one tends to feel uneasy in daily interactions with others.
Being eccentric and more outgoing, one tends to make others feel uneasy in daily interactions.
The latter makes life much more fun.
A friend just posted a photo on fb of a vandalized side-walk that reads “Have compassion. Go vegan.” That really hit a nerve with me, and now I must rant (please read the entire post before reacting):
I don’t care what one chooses to eat, but with all factors considered no diet can truly claim the moral high ground. Actually, vegan diets impart far more animal death, ecological damage, and human-suffering than most of their proponents realize.
Under natural conditions it is almost impossible to acquire enough nutrition from a locally-sourced plant based diet, and many vegan diets in the west rely on internationally imported items. Actually, western vegan demand for much of their typical fare such as avocado and quinoa has driven up prices so much in those items’ source countries, that people who actually depend on them as staples can no longer afford them. Additionally, eating meat from a local farm is less environmentally damaging than international importation to fill nutritional gaps in the vegan diet.
Additionally, veganism demands plenty of animal deaths as well. For example, producing adequate crops is not possible without continuous pest control and preparation of such sites kills animals by the thousand while simultaneously eliminating resources for many of the affected species.
However, with the current state of the environment and the ecological requirements of humans, it is pointless to argue about which diet is the most “compassionate.” If one really cares about reducing misery, death and environmental damage due to human dietary demands, then concern should be directed towards reducing the human population. If it’s not done, we’re eventually going to see some density-dependent limiting factors kick-in (just a few minutes of research regarding ecology, populations and logistic growth will elucidate this), and our children or their children will experience horrors and tragedy dictated by resource unavailability on a scale unlike any humanity has ever experienced. The saddest part is how avoidable it is. No, it does not demand some insane Thanos-endorsed type culling or killing of any sort. People just need to be limited to two children per couple (i.e. every country should enforce mandatory sterilization after the birth of the second kid, Human rights be damned); there’d be a gradual decline in the human population due to stochastic factors. Furthermore, this would avoid the imbalances like we’ve seen in China due to the one-child policy that had been in place, or the situation known as the “graying” of Japan due to their sharp decline in births.
Random thought: Life could be defined as a self-perpetuating system of data storage and assimilation.
I’ve noticed that some film theorists have been pondering how the size discrepancy between Godzilla and Kong will be handled in the upcoming film from Legendary Studios, Godzilla vs. King Kong. As the kaiju films from Legendary try to adhere to the continuity of a timeline established by earlier films, then the battle will almost certainly takes place after the events of both Legendary Godzilla films and Kong: Skull Island. While it is established in Skull Island that Kong is not fully grown, many sci-fi nerds are hand-wringing at how unlikely it would be for Kong to have grown to a sufficient size to challenge Godzilla (I guess they have some insight into the growth rate of fictional monster-monkeys that the rest of us lack).
I’m going to speculate that, barring the movie taking place far in the future, that we’ll see a more even match-up from having a smaller Godzilla. I think there’s a good chance that Godzilla will die battling Ghidorah in the upcoming film, King of the Monsters, only to have its role of heroic guardian kaiju filled by a juvenile/subadult of the same species; sort like how the end of the heisei era Godzilla vs Destroyah played out.
Today I was very amused to see a meme circulating among some herpetology pages on social media that was clearly inspired by a bumper sticker I designed some years ago. I created it when I was felt particularly frustrated about how many people cling to a hatred for snakes even when shown their ecological importance. Anyway it reads “YOU SAY, ‘the only good snake is a dead snake.’ I hear, ‘I lack a proper education in the life sciences.'” Click on the photo below to a site where they can be ordered.
And, because nobody asked, a metal rendition of the invocation to summon Mothra. You’re welcome.